stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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