A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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