Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I could fuck to npr.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Randomize
