rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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