Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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