if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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