lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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