I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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