Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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