As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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