You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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