I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Four minutes until I can fart!
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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