420 ftw
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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