god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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