My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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