i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
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