i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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