remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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