I love black thongs
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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