I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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