How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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