Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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