she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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