If you die in college, do you die in real life?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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