Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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