White coat. Heels.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
