i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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