I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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