im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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