we have pet lesbian snakes
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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