I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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