so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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