I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
