If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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