No awkward lesbian experiences without me
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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