Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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