eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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