You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
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