walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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