it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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