He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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