Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
they're like a gay fantastic four
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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