I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Found your dick twin last night
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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