Do vagina's smell?
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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