At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
