whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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