OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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