And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
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