Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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