If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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