8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I want to fling myself into the sun
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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