Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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