I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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