their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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